Check this out, Christians!

Ha! This might be able to shut some Christians up and leave their incompetent minds baffled and have them with no words to fend for themselves.

Anyways, I found this at some Friendster bulletin. So if some average-joe friendster dude is able to think of a list of Why Christians suck, you - the so-called Salvaged Son of God who is rewarded with the wisdom of God, must be incredibly dumb.

Cut the bullshit and get to the point.

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of
thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but
feel outraged when someone denies the existence of
yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when
scientists say that people evolved from other life
forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no
problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the
"atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't
even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus"
and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic
groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and
trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans,
and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women,
but you have no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a
man-god who got killed, came back to life and then
ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for
little loopholes in the scientifically established
age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by
Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and
guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this
planet with the exception of those who share your
beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival
sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of
Suffering. And yet consider your religion the
most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology,
biology, and physics have failed to convince you
otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you
need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when
it comes to answered prayers. You consider that
to be evidence that prayer works. And you think
that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the
will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many
atheists and agnostics do about the Bible,
Christianity, and church history - but still call
yourself a Christian.

I cordially welcome all rebukes and debates from readers, mail me at whychristianitysucks@gmail.com, and I will no reply you as it is a waste of my time.

Have a nice day, and God bless, if there's even any.

Your Nemesis,
Ling
31st January 2006 AD.